Badger Bowl Intramural Flag Title Decided on Honor System, Gatorade Ice

MESQUITE JC QUAD— The campus intramural “Badger Bowl” reached its glittering conclusion Sunday when the Education Majors edged the Ag-Science Aggies 34–33 in double overtime—after a review conducted via group text because the official camera squirrel’s phone died.

A controversial “half-pull” on fourth down forced referee Ms. Magpie to consult the rule PDF under a borrowed shade tent. The call stood; Ag-Science quarterback Bo Burro accepted defeat with a handshake and a promise to bring better coolers next semester.

Education’s game MVP, cornerback Nina Nightjar, recorded two picks and one impromptu vocabulary lesson on sportsmanship. Trophies were plastic; emotions were tax-deductible school spirit. Rec department Director Gopher scheduled ice baths and peer-reviewed stretching.